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"Jesus does tattoos, Reverend Tinker?" asks I.
"Sure, he does, Jack-ass. He just points His finger and there you have it. Jesus could have 'em all over His Own Holy Self if He wants, 'cause He's the King of Heaven and He can do anythin'. Mary Magdalen, even. On His chest."
Bloody Jack - L.A. Meyer
“Lish tried to swear–which is always funny, because the computer won’t translate it. It went something like this: “Bleep stupid bleep bleep faeries and their bleep bleep bleep obsessions. He had better stop bleep bleep bleep the bleep bleep rules or I will bleep bleep bleep the little bleeeeeeeeeeep.”
Paranormalcy - Kiersten White
"She might be wild and disrespectful, but if she has potential—
"Wild and disrespecful? Who the hell are you anyway? Oursourced help?"
"Guardian Belikov is the Princess Lissa's guardian now, her sanctioned guardian."
"You got cheap foreign labor to protect Lissa?”
Vampire Academy - Richelle Mead