Comical Quotes (1)

Welcome to the first post of my new meme Comical Quotes. Click here to find out more about this meme.

"Jesus does tattoos, Reverend Tinker?" asks I.

"Sure, he does, Jack-ass. He just points His finger and there you have it. Jesus could have 'em all over His Own Holy Self if He wants, 'cause He's the King of Heaven and He can do anythin'. Mary Magdalen, even. On His chest."

Bloody Jack - L.A. Meyer

“Lish tried to swear–which is always funny, because the computer won’t translate it. It went something like this: “Bleep stupid bleep bleep faeries and their bleep bleep bleep obsessions. He had better stop bleep bleep bleep the bleep bleep rules or I will bleep bleep bleep the little bleeeeeeeeeeep.”

Paranormalcy - Kiersten White

"She might be wild and disrespectful, but if she has potential—

"Wild and disrespecful? Who the hell are you anyway? Oursourced help?"

"Guardian Belikov is the Princess Lissa's guardian now, her sanctioned guardian."

"You got cheap foreign labor to protect Lissa?”


Vampire Academy - Richelle Mead

What's Next #1

What's Next is a new meme hosted by IceyBooks!

Here's how it works :

-Every Thursday select three-five books (not too many, not too little!) that you want to read but can't decide which one to read first.

-Post the cover, and if you want, the synopsis or even a random line from the book, for each of your selections.

-At the end of your post, ask readers to vote on which one you should read next!

Pledged Launch Tour and Giveaway

Everyone has a soul mate. But what do you do when your soul mate would
rather give his soul to the demons than be with you?
Seventeen-year-old Erin has a problem. Seth has been hers forever, but now an
ancient promise is tearing him away. And Reuel, the demon to whom the promise was
made, will stop at nothing to force Seth to forsake Erin and to worship him.
How can Erin win against a pledge so binding that it has damned countless others to
the same fate she and Seth will face if Reuel wins – an eternity alone?
The answer lies in the past. To find it, Erin and Seth must risk all, travelling back in
time to a dangerous world where love is forbidden, and life – and death – hang on a
promise.
Follow Erin and Seth as they travel to ancient Shenaya to break the pledge that has
plagued their families for millennia. Caught in a war between the Angelic Guardians
and the Gefallen, the disembodied dead, they must fight to keep their souls in tact and
their love untainted.

The Vincent Boys - Abbi Glines

Being the good girl isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Ashton Gray has grown weary of playing the part to please her parents, and to be worthy of the town’s prince charming, Sawyer Vincent. Maybe That’s why she’s found herself spending time with Sawyer’s cousin, Beau, while he’s away for the summer camping with his family. Beau is nothing like her perfect boyfriend. He’s the sexiest guy she’s ever seen, dangerous in ways she’s only day dreamed about, and the one guy she should stay away from.
Beau never envied Sawyer his loving parents, his big nice home, or his position as quarterback. He loves him like a brother. Which is why he's tried everything in his power to keep his distance from Sawyer’s girlfriend. Even if he has loved her since the age of five, Ashton is Sawyer’s girl, so therefore she’s off limits. But when Sawyer leaves for the summer, Ashton, the one girl Beau would move Heaven and Earth for, decides she wants to get into trouble. Stabbing the one person who’s always accepted him and stood by him in the back, is the cost of finally holding Ashton Gray in his arms. Is she worth losing his cousin over?.... Hell Yeah.

*** I apologize in advance for my random blurbs of thought. I'm in the middle of a wicked summer cold and my focus is non existent and also this review may contain some spoilers***

Liebster Blog Award

I have been awarded with the Liebster Blog Award thanks to Read-A-holicZ! This is my first blogging award.

The Liebster Blog Award is given to upcoming bloggers who have less than 200 followers and Liebster is a German word which means sweetest, kindest, nicest, dearest, beloved, lovely, kind, pleasant, valued, cute, endearing and welcome.Awww....that's so adorable.

Here are the rules:

1. Each person must post 11 facts about themselves

2. Answer 11 questions the tagger has given you and give 11 questions for the people you've tagged.

3. Choose 11 people and link them in your post.

4. Tell them you've tagged them.

5. Remember, no tag backs.